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What A Real Woman Sounds Like

2009-03-10T20:04:00.000-07:00

"Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the devine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!"

Said by Lisa Kudrow in the movie P.S. I Love You.

Holy Feminist Prayer

2009-02-10T14:56:00.001-08:00

To all the single Women out there, here is a Holy Prayer for you to repeat to yourself every night before eating your dinner:

"May the Seas turn into Beer

And Men into Apetizers.

And may we never run out of it.

May our mother-in-law's name NEVER be Hope

Because Hope is the last one to die...

May our men never die as widdows

And may our children have rich parents and hot mothers.

God bless the pretty men,

(And the ugly, if He has the time for it.)

God...

I beg thee for wisdom to understand a man,

Love to forgive him and patience to understand his acts.

Because, God, if I ask your for strenght,

I'll beat him to death.

A toast...

To all those we have, those we had,

And those we will have.

A toast to the boyfriends that conquered us,

To the losers that dumped us,

And to the lucky ones that one day will meet us!

May there always be leftovers

And may we never miss anything.

And may we have the strenght to take them all!

AMEN."

Don't You Just Love Equality?

2009-02-07T10:17:00.000-08:00

Friday was a beautiful day. Cold, but not freezing. Not a cloud in the sky to cover the bright sun. I decided to walk down to the bus stop and enjoy the weather instead of take my vehicle in to work.

At the end of the day, I'm waiting at the bus stop so I can go home, and one of the administrators drives up and asks a few of us to help unload some things from the back of truck because he was "seriously in a hurry and it would take years to unload". He seemed pretty desperate, so two other girls at the stop, Matt, and I left to help this guy. The back of his truck was filled with plywood and cinder blocks, and they were damn heavy.

When we were about halfway through unloading it, the bus came. Our arms felt like jello and I was seriously going to collapse from having to lug cinder blocks back and forth, over and over. This guy knew it was our bus but he was seriously desperate to get this done, so he pulls out his wallet and basically screams at us "I will PAY you!!" So the four of us are like "fuck yeah" and keep unloading, even though the bus left and we were really tired.

When everything was FINALLY out, I sat down on the bench with the two other girls. The guy pulls out his wallet, hands Matt $5, the girl next to me $1, skips right over me, and hands the girl on the other side of me $1. "Thanks for all the help!" and he runs off.

I'm not mad that he didn't pay me, I'm mad that if he did, I would have gotten $1. What, are we fucking SEVEN? And did we just help you unload some TEDDY BEARS? Not to mention Matt got the most, even if it was just a fucking $5. I can't barely use my arms today, you asshole, and my clothes are covered in cinder dust which is still making me sneeze.

The best part?

I walked home.

The officer at the base's gates gave me a weird look when I walked up looking like shit. I gave him a thumbs up and he just laughed and let me in.

At least the weather was nice.

I Don't Get It

2009-02-06T19:58:00.000-08:00

You walk into a bar. First time. You look around, think the place is awsome, the music is pretty cool, etc. Then, you look over the counter and see this awsome, goodlooking guy, absolutly gorgeous. Then, you recall that guy was in a TV Seeries which happen to be extremely famous where you live, and he is also a professional model.

You sit on a table next to the counter. The guy approaches you with an ashtray and smiles at you. Immediatly, as a girl who feels like flirting with an amazingly gorgeous man, you smile.

Then, later on, you see him glancing at you every five minute. Later on, as you get to pay whatever you had on that night, the guy says "It's on the house" to a couple of drinks your friends left behind without paying. He smiles at you and you leave with a flame of hope burning inside your chest. When you are already outside, walking home, your girl friend approaches you and says "That bartender kept looking at you at all times". And when you happen to come back to the place and check again, you realize your friend is right and there is something that makes that bartender keep his eye on you.

Now, my question is:

HOW CAN SOMEONE LIKE THAT BE GAY.

I don't get it. Women walk this world for centuries trying to find their soul mate. They mate with the wrong male thinking that's the one, and upon realizing their mistake, they move onto the next one as if they were on some Discovery Channel documentary.

And then, on the day they meet this one absolutly gorgeous, tremendously attractive and incredibily nice male, it turns out he is gay.

What the fuck is wrong with you, world. Why do you make the hideous ones the straight ones? Why must we mate with long faces filled with pimples like they were a Welcome mat? Why must we share our bodies and lives with the ones that treat us like meat and call us cheesy money-spenders? Why must we walk the streets listening to lame pick up lines that instead of getting our attentions it gets on our nerves?

WHY DOES EVERY MEN, NOW, FEEL IT'S HIS RIGHT TO CALL OUT "HEY BABE, I'D TAP THAT" OUTLOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREETS?

There is no respect whatsoever these days.

Fuck all men, I'm turning a lesbian.

Hey Now

2009-02-03T19:19:00.000-08:00

Before I leave for work, I want to ask a question.

It may be rhetorical, you decide.

Is a sexy girl with brains an oxymoron?

:)

PRESENTING

2009-02-03T17:39:00.000-08:00

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Ever.